RUN DATES: May 7 to May 30, 2020

 

There's a new tenant at Armadillo Acres and she's wreaking havoc all over Florida's most exclusive trailer park (is that an oxymoron?). When Pippi, the stripper on the run, comes between the daytime-TV-loving, agoraphobic Jeannie and her tollbooth collector husband, the storms begin to brew.

 

Warning: This show contains crude language, adult situations, ugly wigs, adultery, bad perms, spray cheese, tacky outfits, road kill, hysterical pregnancy, kleptomania, and strippers. With music set to country rock, gospel, blues and disco, it's everything a trash-talking musical should be.

 

ROLES (5w, 2m)

JEANNIE GARSTECKI: Female, 30-40

Sweet, sincere, Norbert’s wife, won’t leave her trailer

Mezzo with high belt.

 

NORBERT GARSTECKI: Male, 30-40

Jeannie's lovable, past-his-glory-high-school-football-star husband

High baritone with a country twang

 

PIPPI: Female, 20-30

A professional stripper who moves to Armadillo Acres to start over

Mezzo with high belt

 

DUKE: Male, 18-25

Pippi’s magic-marker-sniffing boyfriend, “hick”

Rock tenor

 

BETTY: Female, 30-50

Mother Hen of Armadillo Acres; no nonsense, straight-talker

Alto with belt

 

LINOLEUM “LIN”: Female, 25-40

Sexy, sassy, smart-mouthed and fierce, husband on death row

Mid-range belt

 

DONNA “PICKLES”: Female, 16-25

Quirky, dim, blissfully ignorant

Mezzo with mix

 

WHAT TO BRING

> 32 bars of a rock song / ballad

> SHEET MUSIC of the above, in a binder for the accompanist (music director)

> Head shot or current picture (will not be returned)

> Performance resume

 

BE PREPARED TO:

> Be called back for later in the SAME DAY

> Read from the script, if called back

 

​​WHEN:      Sunday, October 25th (second night, if needed: Sunday, November 3rd)

TIME:         1pm to 5pm (callbacks begin at 3:30pm)

WHERE:    Terrific New Theatre (2821 2nd Ave S, 35233)

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Email Tam DeBolt (tam@terrificnewtheatre.com) to claim your spot in one of the slots below:

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1:00pm       1:05pm       1:10pm       1:15pm       1:20pm       1:25pm    

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1:30pm     1:35pm     1:40pm     1:45pm     1:50pm     1:55pm

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2:00pm       2:05pm       2:10pm       2:15pm       2:20pm       2:25pm    

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2:30pm     2:35pm     2:40pm     2:45pm     2:50pm     2:55pm

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3:00pm       3:05pm       3:10pm       3:15pm       3:20pm       3:25pm    

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​SCENES AVAILABLE for perusal at the audition.